##### Frequently asked questions (FAQs)

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Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! No argument here. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be.

Example: Shut up and get to the point!

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That's so cute. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Is the Space Pope reptilian!? I wish! It's a nickel. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

Example: Okay, I like a challenge. Is that a cooking show? No argument here.

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As I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance', and the much more popular 'Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

Example: Actually, that's still true. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

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Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Also Zoidberg. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords.

Example: Cruel though they may be...

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Look, last night was a mistake. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! You know, I was God once. You lived before you met me?!

Example: I'm Santa Claus! Pansy. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?

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Did I miss something fun? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.

Example: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

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OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.

Example: Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.

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I don't want to be rescued. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

Example: Tell them I hate them.

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